Seriously!? As if the Snuggie wasn’t lame enough now some guy has gone and found a way to humiliate two people at the same time by inventing the Twosomeblanket. Which is basically just a big blanket with two holes for your heads to pop out of to make it seem like everything is kosher and cool on the outside… meanwhile underneath the $350 Icelandic wool blanket who knows what the heck is going on. But I’ll tell you one thing, judging by the grins on the faces of those two characters above it sure isn’t just a friendly snuggle session… I hope that thing is machine washable!
Now the folks over at Birkiland who created the Twosomeblanket didn’t just stop at making a sex blanket for two, oh no they created a blanket for the offspring of whatever was consummated under their Twosomeblanket… and it’s called The Babyseal. Although, I don’t think your supposed to club one of these. It ‘s a blanket for babies with cute arms, legs and head-cover thingy. If you thought this product was only for kids, well think again! For the low price of $399 you can buy The Sealpelt… which is basically the same design of The Babyseal but instead of being cute for a kid it becomes an awkward bird-like costume for full-grown adults.
And my personal favourite from Birkiland is The Beard Cap which comes in a longer Wizard type style and a shorter fatter Santa type style. Now these are only $89 and will keep your neck and head warm all year round. Plus there is the added bonus that you wont have to grow your annual Fall/Winter Beard because you will always have an artificial one readily available anytime you want!
Cheers!
jordenf
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