jordenf v2.0

Feel like you’ve been forced to grow up, get married, pop out a couple kids, and settle down? Not ready for all the responsibility and “scheduled” lifestyle that comes with being a family man or woman?  Embarrassed when your young single friends come over to your one-level rancher style house only to find your parents old couch from the 1970′s, a cream coloured stove and fridge, wood panelling in the dining room and carpet that looks like it hasn’t only been barfed on by your children but by about 5 kids before them?  Well I have a way to make you the raddest homeowner out there!

Put the “Tubular” back into your tiles, the “Bad-Ass” into your back splash, the “Kool” into your kitchen, and the “Bitchin” into your bathroom with Tetris Tiles!

Tetris Tiles are tiles in the shape of different Tetris blocks.  You get to pick up to 7 colours (one for each shape) and then you place them in any way you want… although you have to be careful because if you accidentally place 4 of the same colours in a line technically those tiles should disappear and the other tiles should shift down… your nerdy gamer friends will notice this so you may want to do a little pre-planning.

So now you’ll be the envy of all your single friends who will immediately want to get hitched and procreate just so they can have a family home with Tetris Tiles in the kitchen and bathroom… well I guess they don’t really need to be married or have kids to be able to use Tetris Tiles in their place, but it sure makes you feel a little less lame for settling down doesn’t it?

Cheers!

jordenf

Also if you want to check out a pretty cool site about real Tetris blocks hidden in Australia, visit Another Title.