Have you ever been at the grocery store only to come out and find some idiot has parked his or her car so close to you that you can’t even open the door to put your groceries in? Or had someone parallel park so tight to your bumper that you have to inch your way out by putting your car in drive and then reverse over and over again? Or what about the goofball in the Ford F-350 that takes two spots instead of the designated one spot that each vehicle is allowed.
Well now you no longer have to curse under your breath about how you wish you had the guts to put a crowbar through their windshield. You can let your anger out in a creative and hilarious way with Parking Tickets.
Parking Tickets is a package of 20 creative pull-out cards that you can leave on your enemies windshield depending on what parking offense they have committed. The benefits of these cards are:
A. They help you avoid confrontation.
B. They make the offender feel like a total tool-box. Because let’s be honest… word’s hurt… and sometimes they hurt a lot more than a rock through the driver side window.
The cards have some pretty creative inspirational quotes for the parking-challenged such as:
- “I used to park like this, then I turned 6″
- “Your car isn’t nice enough for two spots”
- “Maybe a GPS system could’ve helped you find the middle of this parking spot”
- “Did you park like this or was there an earthquake?”
You can see some more examples of the cards here, and I recommend you do because they are quite funny.
The company that makes the Parking Ticket booklets is called Shinebox Print and they cost $6.95US plus shipping and handling for a 20-pack. But $6.95 is cheap compared to how much it costs for a lawyer to get you off on your vehicular assault charges.
Cheers!
jordenf
Filed under: vehicles | Tagged: bad parking, funny parking, parking tickets, ticket booklet
