I haven’t posted anything really wacky lately so I thought this was appropriate in bringing the wack factor back to jordenf.com. Meet the Dick Towel… this is normally the point in my blog posts where I explain the product… but I feel it’s pretty self-explanatory.
The towel comes with 3 images on it: Tight Buns, Tiny Bird, and the not as creatively named Huge Cock. Obviously a great Christmas gift for your children or grandmother to find under the tree.
This towel will definitely get you noticed at the beach or when you take your kids swimming at the community pool, but I don’t know if it will get “Chicks Hot” like the website claims it will. My only other question is, when do you use the Tiny Bird part of the towel? No guy in their right mind would pretend they had a tiny tool.
Now apparently if you are a fan of the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia you will already recognize this towel as the guys from Paddy’s Pub were planning on using the Dick Towel as a promotional item. Now Danny DeVito wearing a Dick Towel is definitely something I do not need to see!
Well if you are bold enough to rock out with your… well you know what out, you can go to DickTowel.com and purchase one of these fine pieces of fabric for $19.95US.
Cheers!
jordenf
Filed under: fashion, the web | Tagged: dick towel, tight buns, tiny bird, wacky tabacky, weird people
um….. this is hilarious. however, this towel would be banned from the towel rack!
i’m gonna order some for hot tubbin.
If it’s band from your towel rack then I don’t want to have a shower at your house!
Jorden