Okay so something that I can’t believe I missed has come to my attention just now. So you know those lame Snuggie things that have taken off?… I don’t know why but apparently either there are a lot of gag gifts going around these days or a lot more idiots. Well the recent Snuggie sales has created a sudden surge in “Snuggie related ideas”… such as the Twosome Snuggie I wrote about last year. Well resident bad-ass Lex Friedman jumped on the band wagon and created a website called The Snuggie Sutra… yeah, it’s exactly what you think it is…
The tag line of the Snuggie Sutra website is: “You have a Snuggie, you have sex, this was inevitable.” I’m just taking a stab in the dark here but I don’t think a lot of people who own Snuggies are having a lot of sex… but either way it’s pretty hilarious and a pretty sweet idea. This is how Lex describes how The Snuggie Sutra guide was born:
Sex is fun. Blankets are a pain in the ass. You know how it is. You and your lover are in bed, eager to engage in coitus, orgasmic ecstasy easily within reach. But the blankets get tangled. Or tossed aside. She gets cold. He gets shrinkage. There’s never been a solution to having sex while avoiding a chill. Until the Snuggie. The Snuggie Sutra is like the Kama Sutra, only with Snuggies. It’s an illustrated guide to sexual positions that are both erotic and warm.
Awesome! I would trade in a couple of my friends to bring this guy into my inner circle… not because of his Snuggie Sutra knowledge or anything, but because he seems a lot funnier than most of the people I hang out with.
Not only are the illustrations easy to understand but the explanations are even better! For instance to do The Tablecloth (at the top of this page): She lies on the table. He wears the Snuggie on his front while the bottom end covers her. It’s just not a holiday without stuffing. Now that is brilliant!
So if you own a Snuggie (but I pray you don’t) and you have a partner (which you probably won’t)… but in case you do… I recommend you go to the Snuggie Sutra website and check out some of their moves… or add your own!
Cheers!
jordenf
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