broken bone? get a tattoo for your cast

So for those of you who know me on a personal level you know that I used to break a lot of bones.  I used to say it was because I played hard… but it probably had to do with the fact that I didn’t drink any milk as a kid and my nutrition came [...]

sex in your snuggie

Okay so something that I can’t believe I missed has come to my attention just now.  So you know those lame Snuggie things that have taken off?… I don’t know why but apparently either there are a lot of gag gifts going around these days or a lot more idiots.  Well the recent Snuggie sales [...]

new balance 686 snowboard boot

I love New Balance runners.  I currently run on the New Balance 769 shoe and I’ve always said that if Jesus didn’t fly everywhere he would run in these shoes.  My snowboard boots (made by Burton) on the other hand (or foot I guess) make my feet feel as if Godzilla blew fire on my [...]

tmnt shredder hoodie

Looking for a last minute Christmas gift?  Get the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles lover in your life this awesome Shredder hoodie. There have been a lot of hoodies coming out lately modeled after popular movies (like the Star Wars hoodies by Ekco) but this is the only one I’ve seen that can defend against that [...]

stormtrooper sneakers

Alright Star Wars nerds I’ve got a treat for you.  Adidas is coming out with brand new Storm Troomtrooper sneakers for 2011! Now you can run after the women who normally run away from you with these slick sneaks… oh and trust me, once they see all your Star Wars garb they will run. Adidas [...]