sex in your snuggie

Okay so something that I can’t believe I missed has come to my attention just now.  So you know those lame Snuggie things that have taken off?… I don’t know why but apparently either there are a lot of gag gifts going around these days or a lot more idiots.  Well the recent Snuggie sales [...]

cougar life

Move over E-Harmony, Lava Life, and Plenty of Fish… there is a new online dating service on the prowl… Cougar Life!  Grrrrrrowl! Cougar Life is the brainchild of self-proclaimed cougar Claudia Opdenkelder who says she created CougarLife.com for women who are successful, self-confident and mature, who are looking to meet young, confident men… or as [...]

dick towel

I haven’t posted anything really wacky lately so I thought this was appropriate in bringing the wack factor back to jordenf.com.  Meet the Dick Towel… this is normally the point in my blog posts where I explain the product… but I feel it’s pretty self-explanatory. The towel comes with 3 images on it: Tight Buns, [...]

lift weights with your junk

There are just too many directions I could take with this product.  This Love Muscle Toner came into my Google Reader feed today and I just felt like I needed to write about it, just in case there were some guys out there who felt like they needed a little ‘work’ on their game. I [...]

photo bombing

So I’ve always been the guy who get’s in the background of other people’s pictures.  It started in the 8th grade, I used to see girls getting their pictures together at the high-school dances and thought “Wow, these girls are going to have this memory keepsake for the rest of their lives… I should be [...]